IT'S NOT FAIR!!!

At first my back was really sore, and now I feel kinda funky. I'm dizzy and a little out of it. But!!! I'm supposed to go ice skating tomorrow morning. I haven't been ice skating in YEARS!!! Not since college when my friends and I used to go every now and then. I don't even know if I can still skate.

But I wanna find out!!!

I'm going to go and have a shower now, and see if that helps any with the dizziness. Then I'll go to bed. If I feel sick in the morning, I shall be very very annoyed. It's not just the ice-skating. There's icecream, too!!! And Claire's coming and she's so busy we don't see her a lot. I see her name in the bylines of the paper all the time- she's a Proper Journalist now and everything. My family must be so tired of my reading the paper and crying out "It's Clare!!!" every few pages. DK Fernando has finished her honours thesis. She's handed it in and all. It must be celebrated. Emily got into medical school. I got a job!!! There's a world of celebrating to be done.

And Jen's buggering off to the UK after New Year, so we must all make her feel very very guilty indeed.

*beats possible fever out of self with two-by-four.* I will LANDMINE you, you bastard!!!

I am SO SO tired of being too sick or too tired to go where I want to go. I'm so sick of my stupid defective brain saying "NO! NO! We're not going!" when I want to go somewhere. I hate my central nervous system and I want a new one!!! Does anyone have a spare, in good condition?

Everyone send me health vibes all night and all morning. The power of CRANKYPANTS compels you, pain and disorientation... BE GONE!!!