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I just does not feel like writing anything. So, here is an extremely long meme. Some of the questions sucked, so I replaced them with my own.

May you learn something.

1. What curse word do you use the most? Probably fuck. Might be bitch.
2. Do you own an iPod? I HATE APPLE!!! (that's a no)
3. What person on your flist do you talk to the most? Without doubt citizen_cam as he lives down the hallway.
4. What time is your alarm clock set to? It isn't.
5. What is your favourite store? Either Borders or JB-HiFi. And of course, the orgasmic paper shop.
6. Do you remember where you were on 11/9/01? Am I going to need an alibi, here?
7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture? Take it.
8. What was the last movie you watched? Shut Up and Sing
9. Do any of your friends have children? Not my close personal friends, no.
10. Has anyone ever called you lazy? I do.
11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep? *uproarious laughter* (YES!)
12. What cd is currently in your cd player? Those abbreviations should be capitalised. And I don't have a CD player.
13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? That doesn't even deserve an answer.
14. Has anyone told you a secret this week? If they did, I don't remember it, so the secret is surely safe with me.
15. When was the last time you had Starbucks? No idea. Last time I couldn't find anything less shit.
16. Can you whistle? Yes
17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Depends? Do they have three eyes? Cos if they do, it's the first thing I'll notice.
18. What are you looking forward to? My job interview!!! (And for miles around, all are disgusted)
19. Did you watch cartoons as a child? No. Because I lived in a lead box on the moon.
20. Do you own any band t-shirts? No.
21. What will you be doing in one hour? 80 questions? Possibly this thing still.
22. Is anyone in love with you? You'd have to ask them, wouldn't you?
23. What was the last song you heard? Not Ready to Make Nice by the Dixie Chicks finished just as I started this question.
24. Have you ever thought about becoming an international secret agent? Yes.
25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop? Laptop. His name is Algy.
26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos? No. And no. AND NO!!!
27. What’s the weather like? Cold?
28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos? This question kind of suggests I would be covered in tattoos at the time of the date.
29. What did you do before this? Watch TV
30. When is the last time you slept on the floor? I probably fell asleep on the living room carpet sometime recently.
31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function? 2. I won't drive if I know I've had less than 3.
32. Do you eat breakfast daily? I try to have something.
33. Are your days fast-paced? *uproarious laughter*
34. What did you do last night? I think I did some writing.
35. Do you use sarcasm? No! Cos I've been living in a lead box on the moon (you see what I did there?)
36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday? 22
37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar? I think the word you're looking for is "psychotic".
38. What is the best way to eat eggs? Probably boiled, but I don't much like the yoke.
39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex? I get along with everyone.
40. Do you like mustard? Some mustards.
41. Do you sleep on your side? Back is usually best.
42. Do you watch the news? I get most of my news online and in the paper, but I do watch it.
43. How did you get one of your scars? Surgery. It's a curly scar!
44. Who was the last person to make you mad? Er... Doubtless it was John Howard.
45. Do you like anybody? No. I am an angry angry hermit who shuns human contact (in my lead box (on the moon)).
46. What is the last thing you purchased? Vegemite, carrots, corn, margarine, liquid breakfasts, chocolate and juice.
47. What side of the heart do you draw first? Are we talking about love hearts? Cos I don't tend to draw anatomical diagrams. If we are talking love hearts (more commonly known as "wuv harts"), then the left, I think.
48. Can you dive without plugging your nose? I can't dive.
49. What colour is your razor? White and green.
50. What is your blood-type? Don't know.
51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours? Why are we tied together? Who tied us together? Cos, if it's some sort of evil plot and we're about to be killed by the LASER OR DEATH then I'd like James Bond or MacGyver, please.
52. What is a rumour someone has spread about you? I dunno. Does someone want to spread one?
53. How do you feel about carrots? I haven't seen one naked, if that's what you're asking.
54. How many chairs at the dining room table? 4
55. Which is the best Spice Girl? The one that goes on the rampage and kills the other four.
56. Do you know what time it is? 12:13am
57. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song? Am I supposed to?
58. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? Try to get out.
59. What’s your favourite kind of gum? Apple, but I don't use it any more.
60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war? Quite, quite false.
61. Do you have a crush on anyone? Nope. I lead a dull, dull life.
62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning? I don't believe you CAN use a word correctly without knowing the meaning, and you're an idiot.
63. Do you like to sleep? I like to feel as if I have slept.
64. Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings Time? What relevance does it have to me?
65. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart? Not ALL the words. And now I can't help thinking of The Mighty Boosh.
66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang? Yes. It keeps me awake nights.
67. What’s something you’ve always wanted? To be able to fly.
68. Do you have hairy LEGS? I do not. And why are we capitalising legs?
69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? I think the ocean is likely cleaner. The lakes around here I wouldn't put so much as a finger in. Plus, I can't swim.
70. Do you wear a lot of black? No.
71. Describe your hair: Which one?
72. Do you have Entomophobia? Fear of... insects, is it? Only certain insects, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
73. Are you an adult? Physically, intellectually or emotionally?
74. Where is/are your best friend(s)? In bed, probably.
75. Do you have a tan? My oncologists would frown upon that. I is pasty!
76. Are you a television addict? Not especially.
77. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother? Depends what we're spending time doing.
78. Are you a sugar freak? Yes.
79. Do you like orange juice? I love it.
80. What sign are you? Don't Walk.



( 1 comment! — Make Remark! )
Sep. 22nd, 2007 03:14 pm (UTC)
Ordinarily I think those things are a useless waste of time. I mean really, who wants to know, (or would remember once told) if their friend's favourite dairy product is plain or chocolate milk? Unless of course one happened to be buying beverages for said friend at the time. You definitely made that interesting, although I do feel sorry for poor baby Kayt forced to live in a lead box on the moon of all places, and deprived of cartoony goodness.
( 1 comment! — Make Remark! )

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