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I'm going to explode!!!

Cancer-monitoring CT scanning in T minus 20 minutes.

Amount of water consumed: 1.25 litres.
Amount of water to go: 750 mls.
Size of stomach in relation to usual: 300%.
Number of times wished I was dead: Several.
Number of times disturbed angry choir ladies running through the workshop on urgent bathroom trips: 3. (becoming 4 during course of writing entry)
Amount of work done this morning: Negligible.
Excuse: No work to be done.
State of office: Tidier than hitherto.
State of desk: As above.
Phone calls: One (Downright bloody miraculous).
Number of times looked stupid in front of the tech guy in space of 10 minutes: Only 2 (and only tech related once). Big improvement.
Likelihood of looking stupid again in course of afternoon: Inevitable.
Time left to drink remaining 500mls of water: 5 minutes.

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rigel_7
Apr. 3rd, 2007 02:12 am (UTC)
*hugses*

You can do eet!
katiefoolery
Apr. 3rd, 2007 02:46 am (UTC)
*hugs the evil twin*

You can drink the water! And fail to look stupid!

*more hugs*
theoriginaldawn
Apr. 3rd, 2007 03:38 am (UTC)
Ugh, I hated doing that.

Except for mine I had to drink 2 litres in 30 mins, then have an IV drip for an hour. NO BATHROOM ALLOWED.

How did it go?
rilla06
Apr. 3rd, 2007 06:25 am (UTC)
Oush, good luck! *sends positive water-drinking thoughts*
chunkymonkey24
Apr. 3rd, 2007 09:14 am (UTC)
Try thinking dry, thirsty, desert island thoughts?

Kayt: *gives "you are an imbecile" type glare*

Ahem...ok, maybe not.

Hope all goes well.
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