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The Fictional Shag List

Well, saralonde24 tagged me, so I guess a Shag List is in order.

Name 15 fictional characters you would have sex with (in no particular order, add reasons if you wish) and then tag 4 people to do the same.

1. Faramir from The Lord of the Rings
If you didn't know that about me, well... you don't know me. This isn't even my WANT to shag list. It's my MUST shag. If I met Faramir, I'd tear all his clothes off without so much as a "Hello". I'm talking about book Faramir here, but I would totally shag movie Faramir, too.

2. Dardelan from The Obernewtyn Chronicles by Isobelle Carmody.
No boring Rushton or Swallow for me! I don't want them rugged manly men. Oh no, give me the young orator who's nice to Misfits. Phwoar! And while I'm at it...

3. Brydda Llewellyn also from The Obernewtyn Chronicles
Cos I likes me a rebel. And because PHWOAR! You just KNOW Elspeth's secretly digging on him, but she hides it, saucy minx.

4. Andy MacMillan from life_or_freedom
If flippyfrog can have Thom, I can have Andy. He was not designed to be my perfect man, and nor is he so. Not sure what my perfect man is, but it ain't Andy. I'd still totally shag him though. He IS the Bachelor of the Year, after all.

5. King Arthur
Come on now! The man has sex oozing out of his pores! He's all noble and kingly and you just know he's hot in a rugged, smelly medieval way. That cheatin' Guinevere SO doesn't deserve him.

6. Lemony Snicket fictional author of A Series of Unfortunate Events
He likes language, Italian food and fighting villains! He's constant in his love, and he's got a sense of humour. Also, as I mentioned on literarycrushes yesterday, he can outrun an angry mob for sixteen miles, so you know he's pretty buff...
Also, I reckon he could do with a shag.

7. Sirius Black from Harry Potter
No question. No tortured werewolf for me. I wants the man with the DADDY ISSUES!

8. Mr Darcy from Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen.
Because he is The Sex. He was The Sex before Colin Firth, and Colin Firth-as-Darcy is STILL The Sex. And who wouldn't want to have sex with The Sex?

9. Mr. Knightley from Emma by Jane Austen.
Although it is difficult to say how much of this is Knightley, and how much of it is Jeremy Northam AS Knightley. Either way, YUMMY!

10. Edmund Bertram from Mansfield Park by Jane Austen.
Because I like my Austen-crushes. And because no man is that polite and understated without secretly having a lot of energy all pent up. I can think of a number of uses for it.

11. Algernon Moncrieff from The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde.
Stop looking at me funny! I could invite him round for cucumber sandwiches and then seduce him.

12. Daffyd, another Oberchron character.
I keep them all in a closet under the stairs at Obernewtyn.net, you know. Mine, all mine! Daffyd is lovely, anyway. Almost too lovely to shag, actually, but I choose to corrupt him.

13. Han Solo from Star Wars.
One word: Phwoar!
Incidentally, I mean Han. Not Harrison Ford. Just... no. It's gotta be Han.

14. Aeneas from The Aeanid by Virgil.
I don't know that I could marry him, cos he's a bit irritating. But a brief fling, sure!

15. Dr. Simon Tam from Firefly
He's so inept and bad with girls. Aw! But he's also devoted to his sister, and that makes him shaggagle, in my opinion.

I tag: tangledtale, thingwithtrees, etherealdeva and rigel_7. Also, anyone else who wants to.



( 9 comments! — Make Remark! )
Aug. 11th, 2006 07:38 am (UTC)
Wow you are soooooooo not a lesbian at all!
Aug. 11th, 2006 07:59 am (UTC)
Indeed not. To quote myself, yesterday:

"I'm a Man-Woman."

Definitely straight.
Aug. 11th, 2006 07:44 am (UTC)
15. Dr. Simon Tam from Firefly

Ooh, so true! And the ineptness is of much endearing.

Also... Mmm, Algernon.
Aug. 11th, 2006 07:59 am (UTC)
Yay! You get the Algie thing!
Aug. 11th, 2006 10:38 am (UTC)
How could anyone not get the Algie thing? He plays with expression :p
Aug. 11th, 2006 09:22 am (UTC)
I totally get the Algernon thing. He's witty and charming and yes, a bit of a cad, but that's why this is a shag list and not a serious-and-long-lasting-relationship list. Sometimes a person just wants a laugh and a good time! Also, he plays the piano and pianist hands are v. v. nice.

That cheatin' Guinevere SO doesn't deserve him.
I love you so much for putting my deepest prejudices into words! Always hated her for completely ruining the whole Arthurian saga. Okay, so maybe the Holy Grail quest had a hand in that too, but it's pretty hard hating on something inanimate; you can't hate something that's just being. But, oh that Guinevere! I always felt so sorry for Arthur all the stories, because he just seemed to resigned and upset and left with nothing, you know?
Aug. 11th, 2006 09:29 am (UTC)
Exactly how I feel. *gives Arthur a BIG hug*
Aug. 11th, 2006 09:37 am (UTC)

Bloody Guinevere! She had a good man there and she threw it away for what?
He should have just cut his losses and had her executed on the spot along with Lance.

Poor Arthur definitely got screwed over. They had a great thing going and then it all went to crap, and as you say the grail is not exactly a hate-worthy object; Guinevere can have the full blast of my heaped scorn.

And yes... Han...
'You like me because I'm a scoundrel'

*Jumps him on the spot* No woman can resist that - None!
Aug. 13th, 2006 03:38 am (UTC)
Yay for Daffyd - totally understand that one, because he's corruptible in the right sort of way.
Dardelan's quite a good choice too...*keeps being reminded of all the good Obernewtyn Men*
And Obernewtyn aside, Fitzwilliam Darcy is a fine choice :)
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