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So, I have this theory. Maybe I'm just bitter and lonely, or maybe I have a point. You be the judge.

Whenever you meet a guy, he talks about how he doesn't like boring girls and how he's into girls who are funny and interesting and a bit different. Apparently, there isn't a guy in this world who likes boring, conformist girls. Not one.

So we (the girls who are genuinely creative and non-conformist) talk to guys all the time. And I don't know about others, but for me it's real easy, because I just be myself. And they laugh at us when we're funny and tell us how "real" we are and say how they admire our strength, or brains or originality. And they really do like us and appreciate our uniqueness.

But then they date some legal aide who wears a suit with a slightly too short skirt to work and goes all out slutbomb on the weekends. And she goes out with her friends and drinks champagne all night and they're SO "mad". They dye their hair green because wouldn't that be CRAZY!? And they LOVE Sex and the City and "omigod, you are SUCH a Samantha!". And this girl, this "mad" girl: she likes going to the beach and shopping. She went on that holiday to Bali and they had the WILDEST time. Her idea of a super fun date is going ice-skating. And Guy Sebastian ROCKS. And she plays piano and she's SO creative.

And she is the most goddamn fucking boring mainstream conformist the world has ever seen.

Oh yeah, they SAY they like girls who are different and maybe they believe it. But they meet a girl who dreams of raising a family in the Amazon while she spends two years studying the spider monkeys and who goes out with her friends and writes collaborative novels and who likes Robot Chicken and The Mighty Boosh and thinks of herself as more of a Vince Noir than a Samantha. And who, if she only had the money and good health, would go to fucking Nepal and help build a school or something, and whose hobbies include puppetry and writing and blogging. And who loves Indie or Country or Ska or maybe all three. And her idea of a super fun date is playing laser tag or going on a scavenger hunt or randomly road tripping to Woolongong for the sake of it...

They'll spend the night talking to her, because she's fun and they like girls who are fun.

But they're always always ALWAYS gonna date the boring-arse bitch with the FUN green hair. And then they're going to marry her.

And we, the few truly different girls in the world, are forced to buy a shitload of cats.

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starlingthefool
Nov. 1st, 2009 07:27 pm (UTC)
Not necessarily. Some of us weird girls date each other.

However, from what I've heard, that's not everyone's cup of tea.

And maybe later in life, the weird guy will have an affair with the awesome girl, once he realizes that his marriage is hollow and oppressive.
the_kaytinator
Nov. 2nd, 2009 12:08 am (UTC)
Actually, I was thinking the same thing. You see a lot of really awesome lesbian couples!
duk242
Nov. 1st, 2009 09:09 pm (UTC)
I find the real crazy girls a little crazy for my liking...
etherealdeva
Nov. 2nd, 2009 01:28 am (UTC)
That does seem to be the way if happens fairly often, but not all the time. I like to think I'm not completely boring, though I'm in no way as interesting as you, and I'm getting married soon (to a guy who's as odd as they come, but still married). There are some guys who are genuinely looking for the weird girl, just not nearly as many as those who say they are. Same goes for guys looking for nice girls.
Also, I want a house full of cats along with my guy. I can have that right?
inhumelesnt
Nov. 2nd, 2009 01:32 am (UTC)
Maybe he's gay. Gay men have the dullest dating taste.
miska_maz
Nov. 3rd, 2009 03:28 am (UTC)
IT does happen like that, but the interesting boys who actually see the interesting girls for who tey are are hidden...they are much harder to find :( think of it as a challenge. maybe u just have to meet them on ur world travels (like while working in the amazon :) :P)

and you no i am a huge believer of animals over humans
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