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Spiffing LorF Summit last night.

Clare invited the LorFers to Mr. Ymene's house for a slumber party. I don't care HOW long the Ymene's are supposed to be away, inviting a collection of Liberationists and trouble makers over was ill-advised. But Kate and Andy went anyway. And the inevitable in-character goings on happened. Andy behaved disgracefully, embarrasing Kate and himself by refusing to believe Jason and Thom are attractive, and going off on rants about why no one should eat unhealthy food.

Andy: Health food is good. It makes you strong.
Kate: *head in hands* Andy! You're embarrasing me!
Andy: Fine. Cut me loose, never speak to me again.
Kate: Okay.
Andy: You'll never keep it up.
Kate: Will so.
Andy: Aha!!!
Kate: Damn!

Kayt: Ahem. And that Ryn better watch herself. Everything Kate or Andy said or did was written down and taken as evidence of a clandestine affair. Seems to me that combining Kate's pet hates of journalists and intrusions into her private life is a bad idea.

Kate: I'm going to shove that notebook straight up her...
Andy: That will get you in trouble, dear...
Ryn: Wood and MacMillan show an easy affection, apparently comfortable to...
Kate: *beats Ryn to death with a TimTam*
Andy: Whoa. Your fantasy life is really going places, Kate.
Kate: Shut up.
Andy: Bite me.

Kayt: I learnt much from the character questions. I particularly enjoyed everyone's "3 Things You Keep in Your Backpack".
Also, several interesting dares were given and accepted. I look forward to seeing Clare trying to freak Mrs. Ymene out by moving a pineapple around the house. And Jason has to blow up the Telstra Dome, which should be interesting.
Of course, now I have to contrive a way to get Kate and Andy into Mr. Ymene's house so Andy can take a bath. A difficult dare to fulfill, but I'm up for a challenge. And what was the other one?

Kate and Andy: In your own time, dear, we've got all day...

I can't remember.
*runs off to check*

Kate: Jason dared Andy to hurry up and shag me already.
Kayt: Oh, I say. How dreadfully crude of him. Doesn't he realise you and Andy are above cheap smut?
Andy: Wish I'd thought to say that...
Kate: He said there's no point daring him to do something that's inevitable anyway.

Kayt: OI!!! I never gave permission for that! I will not have my LorF contaminated by such filth! There will be no... SMUT!
Other LorFers: At least a good snog, then!
Kayt: Don't use that word. It's crude. And no.
LorFers: Alright then. A romantic candle-lit dinner...
Kayt: In a jail cell? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Kate: I think we should just leave them to argue.
Andy: Yep. Seems like the smart thing to do.
Kate: Okay then... so now what?
Kate: Thus combining your love of fire with your health-freak sensibilities? No. I forbid it.
Andy: Please? Just one?
Kate: No! You're a very naughty terrorist and if I endorse your behaviour it sends a bad message to kids.
Andy: What kids?
Kate: The ones who've managed to survive your pyromaniacal exploits...
All: Ooh! Harsh!
Andy: It only happened ONCE. And it was an accident.
Kate: I'm still going to make you remember it for all eternity. 'Cos I was right and you were wrong.
Andy: And because if I ever lie to you again...
Kate: I'm going to take away all your matches.
Andy: You wouldn't!

Kayt: Hey!!! Get the hell out of this journal entry, you two!!! For the love of God, just shut up!
LorFers: Yes... go somewhere and quietly release your built up sexual tension, you pathetically emotionally un-aware terrorists.
Kate and Andy: Liberationists!
LorFers: Whatever. You go satisfy our need for snoggage!


Andy: Fine. We can take a hint. *mumbles* Bitch...
Kate: I'll just go back to my jail cell. Alone.
Kayt: Damn right you will! Go!
*Kate and Andy leave*
LorFers: We can stay, right?
Kayt: OUT!!!
*The LorFers leave, grumbling about Andy's fear of commitment and how if he doesn't make a move on Kate, he will inevitably date Emma*

Kayt: That's better. Can't bloody hear myself think in here.

All: We're still here...

Kayt: You can stay. But BE QUIET!

All: K.

Kayt: SO. That concludes this shambles of a journal entry.
To sum up: LorF Summit good. Kate/Andy annoying. Me hyper.

That is all.



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Aug. 15th, 2005 01:44 am (UTC)
*disguises self as an aspidistra*

*lingers in the hopes of picking up some more juicy tidbits for an article*
Aug. 15th, 2005 06:34 am (UTC)
Oi! You're supposed to be dead!!!

Guess they don't make deadly TimTams like they used to.

Andy: But they're all cut to the same size. It's great!
Kate: You are SO anal!

Kayt: OUT! OUT!!!

Kate and Andy: *wander off, mubmling*
Aug. 15th, 2005 03:49 am (UTC)
Will anyone be doing a summary that involves the answers to the truth questions by various characters?
Aug. 15th, 2005 05:13 am (UTC)
Teeheeheeheeheeheehee... how come I'm never in the interesting ones?

Aug. 15th, 2005 05:42 am (UTC)
It must be something to do with those staplers...
Aug. 15th, 2005 06:10 am (UTC)
Kayt, my dog is now looking at me strangely because i kept laughing too much... :P
Aug. 15th, 2005 08:38 am (UTC)
So glad I am home alone so no one can look at me wierdly, i got that enough at uni today...

*reminds self to not read certain lorf related stuff whilst in the company of strangers*
Aug. 21st, 2005 02:21 pm (UTC)
Off-topic comment: I finally figured out how to make you a moderator of the dreams_exchange, so it's done. Now all we need is a bunch of members to join up and start writing!
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