Sitting here, and Kevin Rudd is just about to make his victory speech. Have you heard? They've been CHUCKED!!! They're Gone!!! GONE! GONE!!!

Kevin has just thanked those who have given him their trust. I didn't, and nor did most of my family. Why doesn't he thank the people who voted Labor for years and years for no apparent reason?

And I'm bored now. Election over, nothing new, same old boring speech.

I do hope Howard loses Bennelong though. That would be hilarity itself.

ETA: How drunk was Maxine? You could see her daughter behind her rolling her eyes with the shame.