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The Personification Stops By For A Visit

Dear Diary,

Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear.

Have just extracted myself from the pool of melted icy-pole. Am rather sticky, and Flossy attacked me, with both heads, apparently eager to taste the delights of sugar. I must confess, I do taste rather scrumptious. Was thrown into the pool of icy-pole by The Lady. Throwing me into the icy-pole pool hardly seems in character for my Mistress. For an offence as great as mine (I passed her the poured salt, when she had distinctly asked for the grinder), I expected at the very least to be hung by my nose from one of the gargoyles.

Oh dear. Oh dear. OH dear. Oh DEAR. OH DEAR. OH DEAR! OH DEAR!!! Oh dear.

I do hope The Lady is not ill. She barely even shouted at me, and struck me only once. Even that was about the ear. She generally kicks me in the shins at the very least. This is most distressing.

Oh dear. Oh dear.
The Miniature Model of a Scandinavian Elephant Who Sings a Line From a Popular Musical Every Second Sentence is watching Annie, Get Your Gun again. I can hear him singing along.

Ah, splendid. Now I can hear The Lady shouting at him. Yes... she's calling him an "ill-bred, tone-deaf, manure-factory". He has continued singing. Perhaps we ought not to have bought him the DVD player. Now I hear furious footsteps on the stairs. Yes, she's shouting for me.

I must go and see what she wants.

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sirgallivant
Aug. 5th, 2007 11:42 pm (UTC)
The Miniature Model of a Scandinavian Elephant Who Sings a Line From a Popular Musical Every Second Sentence is watching Annie, Get Your Gun again. I can hear him singing along.

Bahaha! This is brilliant. I haven't met this character before.
silver_pegasus
Aug. 6th, 2007 04:20 am (UTC)
Tell me you weren't listening to My Heart Will Go On again :P
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