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The Plot Fairies Go Strange

My mouth hurts!!! And I am on wacky drug cocktails, so the dizzy is getting worse. Still, things are a lot less painful and wobble-making than hitherto, and so here I am. Thankyou Flist, for all the good wishes.

But enough of my medical woes! I have been called upon by the plot fairies. They are visiting me in the heat, and urging me to write the most incredible trash! Thanks to the fairies, I have a few characters and an appallingly escapist plot for a story. Even were I feeling up to it, I'm not sure I can bring myself to write it, because the whole time I'd be having this conversation with myself:

Carefree Abandon Kayt: More tripe! More! And shagging! Come on, let's see some pointless sex!!!
Inhibited Kayt: This is freakin' dreadful. I can't write this.
Carefree Abandon Kayt: Let's shove in some fairies!
Inhibited Kayt: No, no, no! I will do pirates, talking elephants, telepathic fish, astronauts and flying ponies, but I will not NOT NOT be including fairies. No.
Carefree Abandon Kayt: But they're so pretty!
Inhibited Kayt: I'm going to have to put a false name to this trash.
Carefree Abandon Kayt: You're elitist and superior.
Inhibited Kayt: Am not.
Carefree Abandon Kayt: Are too.
Inhibited Kayt: Am not!
Carefree Abandon Kayt: Then prove it! Show me the Amazons in innappropriate high heels! DO IT!
Inhibited Kayt: *sobs*

Comments

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katiefoolery
Dec. 11th, 2006 06:39 am (UTC)
I think you should write that story. But leave the fairies out - they'll only get in the way of the shagging.
the_kaytinator
Dec. 11th, 2006 07:54 am (UTC)
I must confess that the majority of the plot elements (including the fairies) mentioned in this fictional argument are not actually part of the story the plot fairies are relating.

But we all know you're only interested in the shagging part anyway.
crypticmuse
Dec. 11th, 2006 06:46 am (UTC)
*chucklefit*
rigel_7
Dec. 11th, 2006 07:24 am (UTC)
Indeed, the shagging must take precedence, and unless there is fairy shagging (a rather squicky thought at that...) they must be ignored!
the_kaytinator
Dec. 11th, 2006 07:54 am (UTC)
I wasn't actually gonna have fairies. But fairy shagging... I think I might be able to do that...
drscruffy
Dec. 11th, 2006 07:26 am (UTC)
hehehe... :D

Pointless shagging, flying ponies and the possibility of fairies... You've been called upon to write an episode of The OC, haven't you?
the_kaytinator
Dec. 11th, 2006 07:54 am (UTC)
Ha!

Me-ow!
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